Sasha Obama sneaking up on Obama behind a couch in the Oval Office
OMG Real tears.
If my dad was the President…I would do this too
i love this picture… the best thing about it is her outfit— it’s just so normal! it’s house clothes… so average and “relatable”… unexpecting in the sense that you’d think the daughter of the president would be expected to wear something more “presentable”…. pfft, whatever. she’s a kid in her house… love it
When you see someone cute,
They smile and look at you:
And you’re like:
All day long I walk around like: →
But when it comes time to sleep I’m just like
Tumblr is a tease.
- food you can’t eat.
- clothes you can’t wear.
- cars you can’t drive.
- people you can’t have.
- places you won’t visit.
Damn you Tumblr.
- how my mother works
- me: mom i got all A's
- mom:
- me: mom i cleaned the whole house
- mom:
- me: mom i don't do drugs and i'm not pregnant
- mom:
- mom: is this your cup on the table?
- me: yes
- mom: you never do anything right i do for you all day long and you do nothing for me but stress me out you are so out of control you are grounded if you think you had no life before you just wait i cant believe you treat your own mother this way get out of my sight
- <p> That was my mom all right.</p>
I use sarcasm because flat out telling you you’re a fucking moron is considered inappropriate and is frowned upon. And I was raised better than that.
too bad thats not weed………..0.0
Of course it’s not weed, it’s MARIJUANA! God, I can’t believe people are so ignorant!
the plant in the picture isn’t marijuana…
xD
Titty fuckin is the most romantic way to fuck your girl cuz that’s when you closest to her heart
